Quote of the Day (2013-09-04)

[Marge is working at a real estate firm]

Lionel Hutz: I've been getting a lot of calls about you, Marge. People just love your no-pressure approach.

Marge: Well, you know what we say: the right house for the right person.

Lionel Hutz: I'm going to let you in on a little secret. The right house is the house that's for sale. And the right person is anyone.

Source: The Simpsons